March 2012
My sister just told me that she wants me to go away forever. If I killed myself, she said she wouldn’t care. “Nothing’s stopping you.”
Why? I tried to hug her. And then she started elbowing me away, so I tried blocking her and accidentally hit her neck.
Well then…
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Angelique has the worst timing ever.
Angelique: You know how there's a statistic that 1 in 4 women in the military are raped by men in the military?
Me: No..
Angelique: Oh well I'm going to beat that statistic. I'm going to rape 1 in 3 men in the military.
Me: *laughing*
Mr. Beal: *walks towards us*
Angelique: I'm serious! I would do unspeakable, illegal things to them!
Me: *laughs even more and looks at Beal and thinks "exhibit A"*
Beal: *walks by us, gives us a funny look, and laughs a little*
Angelique: *keeps going on and on about what she would do to a guy in the military*
Me: *laughs harder* omg I can't! I can't walk with you right now! *runs ahead*
Angelique: ahahah why not?!
Me: because you were talking about all the unspeakable things you would do to a guy in the military and Beal walked by, and guess what? HE WAS IN THE MILITARY! *laughs harder*
Angelique: OMG NO HE DIDN'T!
Me: uh YEAH, HE DID!
Angelique: OH FUCK!
Me: lol it's okay
Angelique: yeah... but hey, he proves my point.
Me: exactly.
February 2012
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Watchthesouljerk:
monochromaticblack:
please watch this, I’m begging you.
Damn.
Knocked that broad OUT.
I may or may not have just voted for DeAndre Brackensick 100+ times.
He’s just so pretty :3 And he’s from the Bay 👍
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band and if you introduce yourself, Gosh.
trainsgochuchu:
murisaboy:
That awkward moment when you have a friend crush, like not like you have romantic feelings for someone or anything, but when you just REALLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THIS COOL PERSON AND AAAHHH
but then you’re afraid that they’re going to find you creepy if you constantly try to talk to them, so you just kind of stare at them on the internet. Then you feel even more...
